What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 01:11

share office space ...
No way
Loons and Moons
What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.